Boss was out of the office a lot this week, so he didn’t give me any funny material beyond just his usual frustrating tendency to blame all problems and complications on whomever is not in the office at the time of his rant. Evidence is not needed–mere speculation is enough to brand someone the guilty party. I can’t imagine what he says about me when I’m gone to lunch.
Although I don’t have stories today, I do have three “Bossisms” that I heard him say this week. Enjoy!
Bossism #1: “How does that saying go? The wine glass is either half full or half empty?”
Bossism #2: “You can tell he’s not prepared. He’s just ad living.”
Bossism #3: “Well it’s the squeaky wheel that gets the money.”
That last one is so far from accurate that I have no idea what he even meant.
A great weekend to all who are reading!
Perhaps the source of your boss’s (hilarious) quotes are from the half-empty wine glass. I’d guess that he emptied the bottle as well!
Looking forward to your next bossism . . .
Comment by Darryl Bridges — March 18, 2008 @ 8:47 am
I’m going to start saying “ad living” and see how many people call me on it. (Probably none.)
Comment by bobby — March 18, 2008 @ 1:11 pm